THE ONLY CERTIFIED* TREATMENT FOR PSYCHOPATHY

Are you an alienated and despondent 21st century consumer? Do you cycle meaninglessly through YouTube videos and Twitter feeds, agog at the horror of the American political and cultural APOCALYPSE while your ability to do anything about it is rapidly eroded by the very act of watching? Do 'inceldom' and spontaneous violence seem like an increasingly legitimate and attractive option?

You've come to the right place.